When my order of fried chicken comes with a roll and not a biscuit

Me vs. Kacy Catanzaro

The incredible Kacy Catanzaro (Towson Tigers son!)...

And me...

When I have to report for jury duty...

But then realize I get to watch movies all day:

How I gauge if I'll be friends with someone I just met

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If someone doesn't say "bye" back to me before hanging up the phone

When I walk by my basil plant and see fresh new leaves

When I Read About Gwenyth and Chris Martin's "Conscious Uncoupling"

How I would react to seeing Gwenyth

Me giving advice to Chris Martin

When I Find Strangers Sitting on My Stoop

Me After Fat Tuesday

When I've been snowed in for way too long

If someone asks me to show them my defense tactics when attacked

When the pizza delivery man is lost and then I find him