Snow Day: Expectation vs. Reality

Expectation: "I'm going to get ahead of all my work on my day off!"

Reality

6 a.m. - when school was cancelled

12 p.m.

2-3 p.m.

3 p.m. to whenever

Our Attempt at Gaining Pity From a Hostess When We Don't Have a Reservation

Wearing Leather Pants for the First Time

When I Try to Take Up Gardening

Halloween 2013

Most girls:

Me:

If I Tried Out for a Wet T-Shirt Contest

If I Have to Go to Work the Day After My Birthday

Birthday Expectations

How I think my birthday will go:

How it actually goes:

If My Best Friend Forgets My Birthday

If I'm Watching TV and Accidentally Stop on the Fright Night Channel

How I Dealt with People Protesting Against the Opening of the New Target

The Future of My Children

Finding Out Chick-fil-A and Target Are Opening less than .5 Miles Away From Me

If Someone Asks Me If I Like to Go Camping

How I Pose for Pictures with Robbe if I've Had Too Much to Drink

How I Check to Make Sure a Bug is Dead

If I Think the Waiter is About to Deliver Food to Our Table But then Delivers it to Someone Else

If the Person in Front of Me Takes the Last Biscuit at Royal Farms

If I Run into Robbe In the Middle of the Night After Going to the Bathroom

If Someone Asks Me Where I've Been After Being in the Bathroom Too Long

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When Robbe Learned Manny Machado Was Out For the Season...

But then found out he would be back for spring training:

How I Keep Myself Awake While Driving Late at Night

How I Imagine Me and Jesus On a Friday Night

Talking to Myself in the Mirror When I'm Alone for the Weekend and Drink Too Much

My First "What is Korean" Review

When Someone Messes Up My Hair

How I Justify Going to Chic-fil-a Instead of Bible Study

If A Coworker Questions My Proposal of Team Afternoon Nap Time

If I Walk By A Window at Work and See People Walking to Their Cars

When I Find Someone Who Has Seen The Babysitter's Club TV Series AND The Babysitter's Club Movie

If Someone Tells Me That I Look Like...

Data from the Goonies

Pocahontas

Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles

Kim Jong Ill

If Someone Is Nicer and Prettier and An All Around Greater Person Than Me

How I Introduce Myself to the New Pizza Delivery Man

How Robbe Convinced Me to Date Him

If My Best Friend Drinks Too Much

If I Have a Migraine

How I Prevent Someone From Throwing Away a Perfectly Good Hot Dog

If Someone Wakes Me Up Before 8 a.m. in the Morning

If Someone Cuts Me Off While Driving

How I should react:

How I actually react: