When Someone Messes Up My Hair

How I Justify Going to Chic-fil-a Instead of Bible Study

If A Coworker Questions My Proposal of Team Afternoon Nap Time

If I Walk By A Window at Work and See People Walking to Their Cars

When I Find Someone Who Has Seen The Babysitter's Club TV Series AND The Babysitter's Club Movie

If Someone Tells Me That I Look Like...

Data from the Goonies

Pocahontas

Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles

Kim Jong Ill

If Someone Is Nicer and Prettier and An All Around Greater Person Than Me

How I Introduce Myself to the New Pizza Delivery Man

How Robbe Convinced Me to Date Him

If My Best Friend Drinks Too Much

If I Have a Migraine

How I Prevent Someone From Throwing Away a Perfectly Good Hot Dog

If Someone Wakes Me Up Before 8 a.m. in the Morning

If Someone Cuts Me Off While Driving

How I should react:

How I actually react:

When I Find Myself Googling Orioles Highlights Without Robbe There

Giving the Matron of Honor Speech

Most people:

Me:

How I Prepare For a 5k Race

2 months before:

1 month before:

The night before:

When I Want to Get a Dog

How most people imagine their life with a dog:

How I imagine my life with a dog:

When Someone Says I Look Better in Low Light

How I Drive...

When there's other people in the car:

When I'm by myself:

If Robbe Comes Home from Five Guys without Getting Me Anything

When Robbe Tries to Explain the Stock Market to Me

If the 'Band of Brothers' Soundtrack Plays in the Background of Any Video Ever

My reaction:

If Anyone Invites Me to Happy Hour

When Someone Says 'Cinco de Mayo' Isn't a Real Holiday

If I Was a Character in 'The Wire'

How to answer a call from Stringer Bell:

How I answer a call from Stringer Bell:

If a Kid Asks Me How Babies Are Made

When I Haven't Had Chic-fil-a for a Few Days

When My Nieces and Nephews Stop Laughing at My Jokes

After 1 Minute of Rush Hour Traffic