Our Attempt at Gaining Pity From a Hostess When We Don't Have a Reservation

Wearing Leather Pants for the First Time

When I Try to Take Up Gardening

Halloween 2013

Most girls:

Me:

If I Tried Out for a Wet T-Shirt Contest

If I Have to Go to Work the Day After My Birthday

Birthday Expectations

How I think my birthday will go:

How it actually goes:

If My Best Friend Forgets My Birthday

If I'm Watching TV and Accidentally Stop on the Fright Night Channel

How I Dealt with People Protesting Against the Opening of the New Target

The Future of My Children

Finding Out Chick-fil-A and Target Are Opening less than .5 Miles Away From Me

If Someone Asks Me If I Like to Go Camping

How I Pose for Pictures with Robbe if I've Had Too Much to Drink

How I Check to Make Sure a Bug is Dead

If I Think the Waiter is About to Deliver Food to Our Table But then Delivers it to Someone Else

If the Person in Front of Me Takes the Last Biscuit at Royal Farms

If I Run into Robbe In the Middle of the Night After Going to the Bathroom