If A Coworker Questions My Proposal of Team Afternoon Nap Time

If I Walk By A Window at Work and See People Walking to Their Cars

When I Find Someone Who Has Seen The Babysitter's Club TV Series AND The Babysitter's Club Movie

If Someone Tells Me That I Look Like...

Data from the Goonies

Pocahontas

Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles

Kim Jong Ill

If Someone Is Nicer and Prettier and An All Around Greater Person Than Me

How I Introduce Myself to the New Pizza Delivery Man

How Robbe Convinced Me to Date Him

If My Best Friend Drinks Too Much

If I Have a Migraine

How I Prevent Someone From Throwing Away a Perfectly Good Hot Dog

If Someone Wakes Me Up Before 8 a.m. in the Morning

If Someone Cuts Me Off While Driving

How I should react:

How I actually react: