When I Read About Gwenyth and Chris Martin's "Conscious Uncoupling"

How I would react to seeing Gwenyth

Me giving advice to Chris Martin

When I Find Strangers Sitting on My Stoop

Me After Fat Tuesday

When I've been snowed in for way too long

If someone asks me to show them my defense tactics when attacked

When the pizza delivery man is lost and then I find him

How I inspect a room after hearing a strange noise

How I hold a wine bottle after a long day

When I play Trivial Pursuit and get 1 question right in the entire game

When 'What is Korean' Reaches 100 Likes

How I let Robbe know that I'm hungry

And if he doesn't get it...

If I smell pizza on someone's breath