When I Need to Confront Someone

What I should do:

What I end up doing:

How I End a Twelve-Hour* Work Day

*any hour

Robbe on Marriage: Fantasy vs. Reality

His Fantasy:

Reality:

The Carebear Diaries: He Said, She Said

What Robbe says:

What I say:

When I Think Robbe's Holding Me But Then Realize It's Someone Else

When a New Waitress Gets My Regular Happy Hour Order Completely Wrong

When I Meet a Friend's Newborn for the First Time and Then She Describes Childbirth

How I Lead My Team in Problem-Solving at Work

If Someone Uses the Words "Velocity" "Cross Hairs" "Sequestration" or "Lindsay Lohan" in a Sentence

When I Haven't Been Out in a Really Long Time and Forgotten How to Talk to People

If Someone Hugs Me Just A Little Too Long

What I Could Have Been Vs. How I Ended Up

What I could have been if I had grown up in Korea...

How I Ended Up