When I Find Myself Googling Orioles Highlights Without Robbe There

Giving the Matron of Honor Speech

Most people:

Me:

How I Prepare For a 5k Race

2 months before:

1 month before:

The night before:

When I Want to Get a Dog

How most people imagine their life with a dog:

How I imagine my life with a dog:

When Someone Says I Look Better in Low Light

How I Drive...

When there's other people in the car:

When I'm by myself:

If Robbe Comes Home from Five Guys without Getting Me Anything

When Robbe Tries to Explain the Stock Market to Me

If the 'Band of Brothers' Soundtrack Plays in the Background of Any Video Ever

My reaction:

If Anyone Invites Me to Happy Hour

When Someone Says 'Cinco de Mayo' Isn't a Real Holiday

If I Was a Character in 'The Wire'

How to answer a call from Stringer Bell:

How I answer a call from Stringer Bell: