Me After Fat Tuesday

When I've been snowed in for way too long

If someone asks me to show them my defense tactics when attacked

When the pizza delivery man is lost and then I find him

How I inspect a room after hearing a strange noise

How I hold a wine bottle after a long day

When I play Trivial Pursuit and get 1 question right in the entire game

When 'What is Korean' Reaches 100 Likes

How I let Robbe know that I'm hungry

And if he doesn't get it...

If I smell pizza on someone's breath

Snow Day: Expectation vs. Reality

Expectation: "I'm going to get ahead of all my work on my day off!"

Reality

6 a.m. - when school was cancelled

12 p.m.

2-3 p.m.

3 p.m. to whenever

Our Attempt at Gaining Pity From a Hostess When We Don't Have a Reservation