When Someone Says the Friday Night Lights TV Show Was Just "OK"

Explaining to Robbe Why I Still Sleep with My Carebear

How the Drunk Bus Works in Any City

The Appropriate Response to Couples Being Too PDA

When Being In Someone's Wedding Becomes Too Overwhelming

Preparing to See My New Niece Born on Good Friday

Ordering Pizza Online

When I Finally Learn to Trust Someone

The Current Status of My Bracket

When Someone Tells Me I'm Drinking a Virgin Margarita and Then Says 'Just Kidding'

How I Blend In with the Police

Finding Out Target is Being Built within 1 Mile of Our House

Watching Robbe Become Best Friends with My Best Friend's Husband

If I Ever Went Undercover

When Friends Ask How Long They Should Stay

And I say...

After Any Late Night of Karaoke

If I Walk In On Robbe Making the Bed

My Reaction to a Delayed School Opening Today Due to Snow

Me Watching 'Girls' For the First Time

Realizing I'm Too Old to Impress My Nieces and Nephews

How I Mourn a Piece of Pizza That Falls on the Ground

How Robbe Treats My Carebear... Well, I Never!

If Robbe and I Started a Band Together

If Robbe and I Became Street Performers

Learning Happy Hour is Over as I'm Arriving in the Parking Lot

If I Find an Amazing Sale on Toilet Paper at the Grocery Store

Any Time Notorious B.I.G. Comes On

Equivalent to My 3-year-old Nephew Jumping On Me

If I Spot Someone with a Hot Dog

Me + Future + Motherhood + Proving to My Kids I'm Hilarious