If Someone Walks Away From Me While I'm Still Talking

Putting on Jeans for the First Time After Living in Leggings

When Someone Cancels a Meeting at Work

When Someone Says the Friday Night Lights TV Show Was Just "OK"

Explaining to Robbe Why I Still Sleep with My Carebear

The Appropriate Response to Couples Being Too PDA

Preparing to See My New Niece Born on Good Friday

Ordering Pizza Online

When I Finally Learn to Trust Someone

When Someone Tells Me I'm Drinking a Virgin Margarita and Then Says 'Just Kidding'

How I Blend In with the Police

Finding Out Target is Being Built within 1 Mile of Our House

If I Ever Went Undercover

When Friends Ask How Long They Should Stay

And I say...

After Any Late Night of Karaoke

If I Walk In On Robbe Making the Bed